2009 Event Reviews

I have attended this event for numerous years and the producers of Splatter Haus always deliver a quality scare.

The house is located in a wearhouse in Two Rivers approximately 1.3 miles East of Lake Michigan.

Be sure to follow the directions from the website as there is currently a detour that will interfere with the most direct route to the facility.

There is ample parking on site and numerous portable toilets outside of the waiting area.

Splatter Haus' waiting area is the inside of the wearhouse housing the attraction complete with a consession stand and a booth selling event shirts and momentos, etc.

One of the more interesting aspects of the waiting area is a video game called "The Defecator". For $1, the visitor gets to trigger two real time scares within the house, which you can watch through closed circuit television.

Splatter Haus makes very effective use of explosive sound in its production as from start to finish, including your wait, you will be bathed in loud, death metal music. This aspect helps to enhance the suspense of the journey through the house, as well. Intense.

In addition, when the various scares are triggered, amplified sounds and roars will attack the visitor, as well.

This event also makes solid use of lighting to accentuate its scares. When entering a scare zone, the lights will typically go dark immediately prior to when the action will begin.

The home is negotiated via a continuous walk through numerous, large rooms.

Ticket numbers are called in groups of 25 and then smaller groups of approximately 8 are formed for entry into the house.

The house uses relatively few actors compared to other haunts in the state, but the actors they do employ give very invested performances.

Splatter Haus is prop heavy with elaborate sets and lighting effects.

In this year's production, you will meet Pin Head from the Hell Raiser series and he has grown significantly since those movies.

You will also walk through a nursery and meet the upset mother of numerous deformed babies.

You will walk through a graveyard with an angry keeper and encounter a pig headed butcher with a power tool.

There is also an armed skeleton lying in wait for you.

Splatter Haus features several lazor effects and a long hallway with a very ominous dead end wall.

It takes about 20 minutes to complete this house and the startles don't necessarily end when you exit.

This is a high quality production.

This was the scariest haunted house i have ever been to, I have been to alot. It was lots of scares and lots of laughs. well worth the time and money. Would do it 10 times over again and still be scared

I help out at the Haunted Mansion and decided to take the night off and go thru. I knew the layout of the house and most of the people working and I still got scared! It was great! There were rooms I had to cover my ears and turn my back because I knew it was going to be scary. The actors in the house that night were right on. The lady in front of the house giving the rules of the house did a fabulous job! Great job to all!!

oh my god ! i was a haunted house virgin before this. 90% of the actors were just plain creepy...this is a good thing! the wait was only about 1/2 hour and the line was tripled by the time we got thru. still have a sore throat today from screaming

There are four sections to the Haunted Mansion so you definitely get you money's worth, and my favorite is the MANSION! They must have over 100 people working each night because the activity and creativity is mind-boggling! You may go in the mansion with a group of friends, but if they want to separate you, look out! If you want some GREAT fun and want to view some wonderful Halloween creativity this is the place!

the actors had me jumping before i even got inside! screamed thru just about all of it...being chased in the maze was hysterical! took me an hour to relax. line was less than 1/2 hour

I wasn't sure what to expect from this place because I had not been there before. Let me tell you all that this place might be the hidden gem for Haunted Houses in Dane County. The actors are made up of mostly high school students and a few adults but they had around 40 throughout the entire house. All the actors get into the rolls that they play. The interaction you get is worth the money alone. They have some of the most unique haunted house rooms I have ever seen. It took around twenty minutes to gp through the entire house. A great experiance that you all should enjoy.

A truely great experience. The actors were so in character that it almost seemed to be real. The props were top-notch, and the overall effect was amazing. The shaking "elevators" added a sense of disorentation that made even the bravest in our group not want to continue untill after regaining their composure. The actors were so convincing, I was expecting them to bite! The mad scientist was great; he had a casual conversation with us while still doing his part for the show. Then there was the alien... (Shudder) Most impressive!

Was very disappointed !! Waited in line 2.5 hrs for a 10 min boring walk through. There was nothing scary whatsoever. The actors were not interested in scaring anyone. I could of purchased a vip ticket but if I had I would have been very upset because it would have been a waste of money. Would not recommend this attraction to anyone.